Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet

Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole

by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.

Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.

by Relin January 1, 2009

boob monger

A term used only by women and gay men to denote men who are highly attracted to breasts.

Ugh, he doesn't really like me. He's just a boob monger.

by William B. Smacky November 10, 2007

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011

Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.

Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.

by chevolay August 11, 2008

mongol

->A person from the country mongolia . The same boys along with ghenghis khan , there horse archers and heavy calvary took over a massive part of the world . Eventually split into several hordes . After that the horde's armies where localized and where filled with soldiers from conquered areas.

Look at the mongol on his little pony with his bow and arrow pwning some euros.

Hey real preps cause mongol blood flows through my blood I get more useful skills than playing Polo. Up for a match of horse archery , lance work or sword work?

by themongol April 9, 2006