Mitt Romney 2012

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said

I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012

by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012

filthy mitt

the act of sticking a entire hand in someones rectum with the thumb inserted in the vagina wearing the person like a mitt.

it's hard to find a girl who will let you give her a filthy mitt.

by kwil15 June 2, 2010

Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

Mitt the twit

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?

Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."

by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012

mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt

Last night she gave me the best mitt job!

by Newport Joe August 6, 2008

catchers mitt

an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.

Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.

by Malgeo January 4, 2008

Mittagong

A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.

Woman: Where are you from, young man?
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.

by dr_habib April 9, 2011