the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.
by miminoto April 26, 2021
Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.
by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021
Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.
by Michael23maraccini June 06, 2019
Mike is so cute
by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019
a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.
Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.
by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019
He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.
by RealDefinitions5 April 10, 2018
Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.
by access_6583 February 26, 2018