A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).
"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"
"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013
by Rdizzy September 24, 2003
A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.
After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.
by greatboozeup January 25, 2009
A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.
"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"
by J, Ward February 23, 2007
by Ignorant bittles December 15, 2008
When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest
I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.
by soflokavadefanators October 14, 2015
what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.
me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"
my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"
my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"
by the messy. February 08, 2009