Hot mess

A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).

"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"

"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."

by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013

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make a mess

to take a shit

Man, I just made a mess in the bathroom. Careful.

by Rdizzy September 24, 2003

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Mess America

A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.

"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"

by J, Ward February 23, 2007

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holy mess

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.

After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.

by greatboozeup January 25, 2009

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What a mess

When you trying planning a surprise party for your bf and his twin sister, but his twin sister already invites everyone to go to Dave and busters for the same day, so you tell everyone to lie to her and say you can’t make it. But then your bf gets pissed no one can make it even though he himself didn’t want to go so you have to ruin the surprise and tell him and her the truth leaving everyone to chose between your boyfriend and his twin sister because she still wants to go to Dave and busters and then your bf’s younger brother gets involved and starts spreading rumors and telling people he’s pissed at people and taking sides so his gf and her friend get sucked into the drama.

“Let’s throw a surprise party”- some bitch “what a mess that would be” - a bitch who knows better

by Jaxson12 March 30, 2022

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