meringued

Similar to whipped but even more than regular. Derived from the fact that if egg whites and sugar are whipped hard enough, it'll become a meringue.

Lacey: Woa, she's got him whipped!
Hanna: Girl, he ain't whipped, he's meringued!

by lacefrogface January 17, 2009

Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

Merkini

A Merkini is when a hairy man makes a bathing suit or underwear by shaving all of his body and pubic hair, except for the areas that would be covered by a bikini or Speedo.

I saw him at the beach today. He was wearing an itsy bitsey tiny weeny pubic hair Merkini that he shaved just night before.

by John011979 November 27, 2011

Anti-Marking Association

1. Lame group of noobs that lack the necessary skills to form complete and coherrent sentences.
2. The acronym stands for Anti-Man Association, stemming from the fact that the group was started as a hangout for pre-op transexuals.
3. Also known as the "Gay.M.A."

If you were any more lame you could qualify to be the Queen of the AMA.

by ZMaskedGuy January 27, 2005

Salmon meringue

That white goo that cums out of certain women's vaginas or the dried residue from it on her underwear.

"Could I please have the meat taco entree with a side of salmon meringue?"

by sploogio July 20, 2006

merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011