Merkini 

A Merkini is when a hairy man makes a bathing suit or underwear by shaving all of his body and pubic hair, except for the areas that would be covered by a bikini or Speedo.

I saw him at the beach today. He was wearing an itsy bitsey tiny weeny pubic hair Merkini that he shaved just night before.

Merkini by John011979 November 27, 2011

Merlinian 

N. An obsessive fan of the BBC show Merlin, and commonly a member of the fansite, MerlinTvShow.com.

After watching the first episode of Merlin, Majorie joined MerlinTvShow.com and has become a true Merlinian.

Merlinian by RandomDef January 1, 2010

Merking 

Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.

*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!

Merking by Ducez March 31, 2012

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

merkingaga by Diabla007 April 28, 2011

Merkin 

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

Merkin by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

Merkin Sandwich by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

merkin niggas 

1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"

them merkin niggas are makin mad money G, and their product always grows back!

merkin niggas by sjte5409 July 3, 2009