Skip to main content

Mengeez

The sweet spot between a woman's legs, in which a condulation fits perfectly. Often times, if it's good mengeez the condulation will feel very snug.

Can also be slurred by a somewhat inebriated individual who is attempting to say meninges. In the gross misuse of the word, some may describe mengeez as the membrane between the brain and the skull. This is a largely inappropriate way of saying it.

There are also man mengeez, which are not to be confused with mengeez or female mengeez.
There's too many dicks on the dance floor, who forgot to invite the mengeez?

My condulation is in dire need of some mengeez, could someone please make a few calls.

The mengeez all left because of that ultra douche.
by Ultradouche November 4, 2009
mugGet the Mengeez mug.

e-menses

A female who complains, whines, bitches, or rants via online media such as twitter, facebook, text message, or email as if she was on her period.
"Dude, did you see Pam's facebook status? Total E-menses"
by BigNeekFreshRelK April 30, 2010
mugGet the e-menses mug.
Related Words

mengele

yiddish expression to describe someone who is a jerk or asshole. Can also be used to describe an unreliable business associate.
Silverstein never called me back about that database, what a mengele!
by Jack Faromir Khan July 19, 2006
mugGet the mengele mug.

Meness

An adjective defining ones-self.
This hat totally screams meness!
by Hellbringer December 15, 2006
mugGet the Meness mug.

menge

(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.
Did you hear about Ted and Gary?! They went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!
by Mike August 6, 2003
mugGet the menge mug.

Dr. Mengele

The act on the part of a female to put a man she is considering dating through awkward and torturous situations to get the reaction desired, regardless of the scarring/damage done to the dude.
Did you hear about the male strip club Clayton was forced to go to last Saturday?? Yeah, I heard Ashleigh made him wear ass-less chaps too; how fucking Dr. Mengele is that?!?!
by Trctr84 January 13, 2009
mugGet the Dr. Mengele mug.

menescardi

A spanish or mexican bitchy hooker with PMS.
Dude, Denise is such a Menescardi!
by Mikeoot December 3, 2006
mugGet the menescardi mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email