medical_emergency

Some weird dude on the virtual pets site Neopets.

medical_emergency rocks in the battledome

by Dave December 26, 2004

Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!

by some medic August 17, 2007

medical waste

Babies or children.

Those kids are annoying as hell. I wish the neighbours would control their medical waste.

by Pooeyface October 6, 2012

medical assassin

a doctor that kills his patients by either mis-prescribing or over-prescribing medicine or treatment

Michael Jackson's doctor was a medical assassin.

by Julius Pepperwood III October 9, 2013

medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

medical social fascism

An ideology that believes in the supremacy of radicalized medicine, censorship, political antagonism, propaganda, mass surveillance, and other forms of suppression.

The supporters of medical social fascism are likely social media users.

by Yobberson April 7, 2022

Medical Genius

A term to be shouted when a person accomplishes any task at hand despite not having anything to do with the medical field

*does a back flip off a staircase*
OMG I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds the answer to 2 + 2*
OMG the answer is cookie!! I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds a penny on the floor*
OMG A PENNY!!! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS!!

*plays a 5hr song on a guitar*
HOLY SHIZNIT! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS

by RenanIsAwesome November 4, 2010