Mason

An autistic child that is short, annoying, and wild. However, it’s okay since he has a troubled life at home, and that’s why everyone cuts him some slack.

“Mason won’t stop showing me memes!”

by SugmaButthole October 16, 2018

George Mason University

Little known until recent Final Four fame, George Mason is statistically the largest and most diverse university in the state of Virginia.
Located in Fairfax, Virginia, 15-25 minutes outside DC (depending on NoVA traffic).
Mostly known in Northern Virginia as a commuter school, and often belittled because of it; but still houses over 4,000 students on campus, mostly in newer dormitories with the exception of Patriots Village, (the Mason ghetto).
Notorious for bad parking, finding a space at Mason is like finding a transsexual at a Republican National Conference; if you're lucky.
Although plagued by geese, Ciao Hall, and sh*tty parking...
At least Mason can play ball.

"What the f#%$ is George Mason University?"

"That team in the final four that beat uconn and unc"

by IamKristyJo August 29, 2008

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson, a rock artist, is the man who will eventually go down and take all of the Cradle Of Filth fans with him. Fans of Filth obviously don't know whats good. Manson is hated by most people and its understandable because most people are music-tarded. Yes, you may think he is satanic and whatnot but he is a lyrical god in my eyes. If you don't like him, oh well. Sure, everyone is entitled to their own opinion but I'm sick of hearing all of you queers talking about how Manson is the stereotypical goth, when he isn't.

Random kid: "Oh my god. I can't believe I just heard you say you like Marilyn Manson. He is such a gothic satan worshipper."

Me: "Screw you kid. You obviously don't know what you're talking about."

Random kid: "Yes I do. I judge people by their appearance."

Me: "Thats why I hate you."

by Kim Crissman February 11, 2005

matronizing

Acting in a kind fashion which belies a brutal, motherly and domineering intention.

"Gretel Killeen, the host of Australia's Big Brother, is the most matronizing person I know."

by beninakepi May 12, 2007

Mason Wasted

The state of being so intoxicated, you have uncontrollable urges to take all of your clothes off, usually in public.

Joe got Mason Wasted and woke up in jail.

by ForDayz December 11, 2010

Mason

A boy who is Extremely cute, probably tall and lanky-ish, and has a thing for short girls even though it's all the tall girls who like him. He may or may not be a really good singer, and if he is he's most likely a tenor.

Girl: oh I have such a big crush on mason, but he only likes short girls.

by Draco Lucius Malfoy February 14, 2015

Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."

Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.

by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008