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Masterbation

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation
by B Moss October 2, 2007
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masterbating

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"
by sir wankalot May 8, 2003
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mastervading

Imperial Guy: Lord Vader you must come out and help defeat Luke Skywalker!

Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...

Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.
by hunky monkey 123 December 7, 2009
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Mastertation

(n): One's master's thesis. A research document written by a graduate student to complete a master's degree.

also (v): to mastertate
Have you finished your mastertation yet?

You betcha! I just mastertated in front of my faculty committee.
by Herschel Speiderman March 28, 2009
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Masturbating

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"
by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019
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ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off
Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding
by Laurier November 24, 2004
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masterbational

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!
by B.J.08 January 12, 2009
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