Marleying

Sending a vague check-in text to your ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley dropping in on Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.

Wow, my ex just texted me, “Happy New Year! I hope you had a good year.” We haven’t talked since February so he must just be Marleying.

by ExtraVirginMassageOil November 27, 2020

marleytard

A seggsy mf who never misses <3 also hi papi - 3zpferfer

You you heard that sexy mf marleytard never misses?

by 3zpferfer March 7, 2021

Marklevitis

A condition that is highly contagious. It spreads with a single touch of a hand (must be skin to skin contact). At first you feel hot all over...then you start to to climax for no reason at all. You will orgasm uncontrollably for days on end. You may experience exhaustion, fatigue, dehydration and fatigue.

Employee: “I won’t be able to work this week.”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”

Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”

by The Russian Spy February 8, 2021

markleesbaby

the most beautiful and funniest tiktoker and is mark lees biggest stan <33

“do you follow markleesbaby”
“no”
“GO FOLLOW THEM RN”

by zali21077 May 8, 2021

marleynotbob_

An amazing tiktoker
They use they/she pronouns :)
Marlene Mckinnon's REAL GIRLFRIEND
Oh, and they're super hot

Did you see that marleynotbob_ posted a new titkok? They look gorgeous as always

by Whore4themaraudersandtheweasle September 5, 2021

Marley <3

LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON ON THE PLANET!! Whenever you meet Marley it’s kind of tense at first until you start talking and she never stops talking (which is obvi good cause who doesn’t love ppl like that ‼️‼️) she is usually really self conscious but little does she know she’s beautiful just the way she is and doesn’t need to change :) she’s really funny and cool like bro ‼️‼️

She honestly deserves the world and should appreciate herself more in conclusion Marley is the best :D

Marley <3 is the best person ever!! <33

by urmomistheimposter<3 November 26, 2021

Marley

Marley is very pretty, and she is nice most of the time, however sometimes she is mean. But don't take it personally, she doesn't really hold grudges so the next day she will most likely be fine. She has a lot of friends and is very protective over them, she will fight your ass if you talk shit about them.

"Bro she is such a Marley"

by You're new step dad February 16, 2023