lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Mr. Lube

A chain store that provides repair and maintenance services for vehicles.

Its rather unfortunate name is often used to refer to people who use lubricants excessively, for any purpose.

James is known around town as "Mr. Lube" due to his excessive use of lubricants during buttsecks.

by mr.luba April 13, 2009

Lube bomb

Posting a selfie with a bottle of sexual lubricant in the background.

Photo bombing with sexual lubricant.

Sisters, don't lube bomb your facebook profile.

by CrystalCity September 4, 2013

lube and tune

To get fixed up

Oral release

Getting head

She gave me a lube and tune

by DBO_LOCC_LTC March 16, 2019

sloppy lube

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Chunky Lube

When you fuck a girl on her period, causing you to throw up and then use the throw up as lube

Bro, I fucked my girl with some chunky lube last night

by 21akathereaper May 5, 2017

lube lord

A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.

Look in the sky is that a "lube lord"

by trusty man November 30, 2020