Cocky Long boarder attitudes that make them think they're the shit and thats everyone wants them, when half the time people can't stand them
Kelly: Any luck with josh?
Alexandria: Nahhh, the kid has the biggest Longitude I swear...
Kelly: he's probably over compensating, It happens a lot
Alexandria: Yeahh,too bad no one likes him as much as he likes himself
Alexandria: Nahhh, the kid has the biggest Longitude I swear...
Kelly: he's probably over compensating, It happens a lot
Alexandria: Yeahh,too bad no one likes him as much as he likes himself
by Laxi September 15, 2012
Get the Longitude mug.1. prepubesent girl that is desired by older men(either intentional or not)
2. child pornography
3. creepy street style from japan that makes women look like little girls so some sickfucks will find them attractive.
NOTE: the term is developed from a novel by the same name
2. child pornography
3. creepy street style from japan that makes women look like little girls so some sickfucks will find them attractive.
NOTE: the term is developed from a novel by the same name
1. "Girls in middle school are becoming nasty lil Lolitas and stealing our men."
2. "oh snap I think he just got caught with some Lolita.
3. "If you're sexually attracted to Lolita girls, you're a total pedo."
2. "oh snap I think he just got caught with some Lolita.
3. "If you're sexually attracted to Lolita girls, you're a total pedo."
by xxxLilli August 9, 2009
Get the Lolita mug.A group of pedophile enablers dedicated to watering down the meaning of the word pedophile by calling everyone who disagree with them pedophiles, so that when there's an actual pedophile case, people won't take it much seriously.
Person 1: I like flat chested girls
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 2: I think you should get a job
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 3: I like Belle Delphine
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 4: I saw a pedophile
People watching from the side: That could mean anything now
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 2: I think you should get a job
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 3: I like Belle Delphine
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
Person 4: I saw a pedophile
People watching from the side: That could mean anything now
r/lolitary member: You're a pedophile
by PomuHub April 23, 2022
Get the r/lolitary mug.A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.
If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.
If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.
Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)
by Lolologist August 5, 2011
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Lolitta is my best friend
by rudonl October 30, 2019
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The look comes from those cute yet creepy collectable porcelaine dolls, right down to the hairstyles.
Though nonlolita, the Lolita's are much closer to the Cosplay-like industrial Glam wearers than Gals.
The look comes from those cute yet creepy collectable porcelaine dolls, right down to the hairstyles.
Though nonlolita, the Lolita's are much closer to the Cosplay-like industrial Glam wearers than Gals.
The look was made popular by rather attractive crossdressers in music bands like Emiru & Izam, pushed today by female Idol Kana.
The super attractive crossdresser Mana is known, among many other things, for blending the dark Goth look with Lolita & coining the terms EGL (Elegant Gothic Lolita) & GLA (Gothic Lolita Aristocrat) The GLAs can also be called EGA (Elegant Gothic Aristocrat) when 'Lolita' doesn't quite describe the tight, long, sophiticated & uncutesy style.
The super attractive crossdresser Mana is known, among many other things, for blending the dark Goth look with Lolita & coining the terms EGL (Elegant Gothic Lolita) & GLA (Gothic Lolita Aristocrat) The GLAs can also be called EGA (Elegant Gothic Aristocrat) when 'Lolita' doesn't quite describe the tight, long, sophiticated & uncutesy style.
by Lai-Lai November 4, 2005
Get the lolita mug.Appending "lol" to the end of a message in an attempt to dampen its seriousness or creepiness. Usually does not work.
Variant of "tailgating"
Variant of "tailgating"
What? Lolgating does not make that ok!
by captain_euphemism January 13, 2011
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