store surveillance officer: excuse me miss, i was watching you from over here and saw you cut the price tag off that backpack you are carrying. i'm afraid you'll have to come with me for questioning regarding this theft.
stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.
stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.
by cybermedusa February 18, 2011
by Lohan Enthusiast October 04, 2021
by Cloudro July 18, 2023
(verb): To steal an object in a blatant manner, and when you're called on the deed, insist that it was a gift. (lohanned, lohanning)
When Vladimir Putin lohanned New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring and then got called on it, he said that the ring was a gift, which is pretty much a textbook case of lohanning.
by Der Gonkulator June 17, 2013
by Tittyslander March 09, 2021