the leperchaun

when you have sex with a girl finish and go to sleep wake up before she does and pee and poop in her shoes like a pot of gold at the end of the glorious rainbow

i gave jane the leperchaun last nite and she can't walk to good!

by Defilipes February 28, 2007

Lepard

A real animal, with sharp claws and big teeth. it lives in Russia and eats bears

guy 1: lepard? thats not a real animal

guy 2: yes it is

by flintbeastwood September 5, 2011

fat leprechaun

A short, rotund, blonde or red-haired man of British or Irish, Scottish, Welsh descent; typically enjoys overeating and indulging in alcoholic beverages. Usually has the same silhouette as Jabba The Hut. LOL

Your boyfriend, i.e. fat leprechaun

by Gabbi Rivera February 5, 2014

Sneaky Leprechaun

When you put on a little green hat, tug one out on your sleeping wife, girlfriend or significant other and the run away when they wake up yelling “it’s magically delicious “

My asshat husband pulled the sneaky leprechaun again last night and my hair has been sticky all day.

by Asshat husband May 14, 2020

slap the leprechaun

to get really high; super baked off your ass; to have smoked so much marijuana that you in fact believe you're slapping a leprechaun everytime you take a hit.

slapping the leprechaun in the face would mean you have the first hit.
slapping the leprechaun in the stomach or chest would be taking hits in between the first and last
slapping the leprechaun in the butt would mean taking the last hit of that bowl, joint, or device you're using to smoke out of.

-hey, let's "slap the leprechaun" tonight
-i'm so down!

-aye waadddup
-nothin much, just slapping the leprechaun

by 3LEMONS December 13, 2010

Leper

Someone who has Leperosy. May have Facial and Body disfigurement. (i.e. The face around the mouth has caved in (literally) )

' Oh my gosh, that guys face has caved in! I think he's a Leper!'

by georgia baby June 11, 2006

lepracy

Terminal illness or affliction were you limbs just seem to drop off.

1."Oh Dave your arm fell off,you must lepracy"
2."You have no limbs,they must have all fallen off becuase off lepracy"

by Lee112233 September 22, 2006