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lemon biter

Someone who practices autoerotic asphyxiation. A lemon wedge is commonly bitten just before the point of unconsciousness to wake the practicing individual.
by Josh.Hjelt June 7, 2017
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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
by A real n-word October 23, 2019
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GPS lemming

-noun
an automobile operator who follows his GPS so religiously that he ignores outside information that the GPS is unaware of, such as street closings or other cars being in the way. Often, such as after leaving a sporting event near a large highway with construction, they create packs of cars that generally impede the progress of other drivers.
That GPS lemming cut me off just to slam on his brakes when he realized the road was closed.
by Charlie Shilling December 9, 2008
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lemon crab

person 1 : "hey what's a lemon crab?"
person 2 : "mamas"
by suckmytiddy October 31, 2020
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Lazy Lemon

A name used to refer to pre-squeezed lemon juice in a bottle or lemon-shaped plastic container.

Chef Gordon Ramsay uses the phrase in order to insinuate that the chef who uses it is too lazy to use fresh lemons.

The phrase is used by Ramsay in Season 2 of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, UK - La Lanterna.
"When you walk into a kitchen and spot a bottle of Lazy Lemon, it means Lazy Bastard... nothing more."
~ Gordon Ramsay
by THE PEOPLE'S WHEAT March 1, 2009
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Lemon Piker

A lemon piker is someone who consistently leaves a night out early with no reason or explanation.
Matt piked ...he's such a lemon piker
by Ficklewalsh March 3, 2011
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Lemon drizzle

When you pull out and cum either on; booty, back or them sweet ass titties and that little bit of spunk hangs from the helm
Oi geez, smashed some fine lass last night! Shame about the Lemon drizzle that dripped on her Persian rug
by Mccannlum January 11, 2016
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