The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.
by Rev john October 20, 2011
The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.
Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.
by Linusdoodle33 June 13, 2023
When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
by Santaginas May 06, 2009
Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 04, 2006
Hayley is so lazy that she would forgo drinking iced water so she does not have to get ice from the freezer. Because of drinking water without ice, she does not have to clean up the condensation rings that an iced drink would leave. Hayley’s meta lazy.
by Paco Burrito Face December 05, 2020
Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?
Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
by johnnyboyyyy23 January 13, 2010
It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013