Lawl-x-Lawl

used to describe a person who's measurements are funny due to fatness or ugliness.

In coversation describing a passing fat woman...

"Did you see the demensions on that fat bitch!?Lawl-x-Lawl."

**The x is pronouced as either a normal 'x' would be or the word "by" as in "2-by-4"

Lawl-x-Lawl by Thomas "Martini" Martin May 20, 2007

Pub lawl

It is a mocking term for a Pub Crawl. It serves as a way to hypocritically ridicule the whole concept of a pub crawl and its patrons (although, the people who go make fun of them also attend them from time to time). "lawl" is a l33t or an internet slang for the acronym LOL, therefore adding to the hilarity of the term.

Person 1: Hey, what are Shannon and Ashley doing this weekend?
Person 2: Oh they're going to some lame Pub lawl with a bunch of Corona flip-flop wearing dude bros.
Person 1: HA!.....dude, I wanna go too...

Pub lawl by baby monroe (stl) March 5, 2009

shit diggity lawl 

Redneck lingo, translates somewhere along the lines of: Hot Damn and something very witty. A word often used by characters with the name Megazord.

"Well shit diggity lawl, you got a purdy mouth"

shit diggity lawl by V- August 18, 2007

Attrollney@Lawl 

Someone highly skilled in destroying would be trolls, usually by way of counter-trolling them so well that they become self-raged and eat a rainbow taco.

Notable AtTROLLneys@LawL include Section9's Cyborg, Joe Rogan and Henry Rollins; all of whom have passed the bar exam on being an Attrollney and angering wouldbe hecklers.

TROLL: HEY GUYS UMAD?

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: OBJECTION!! Prosecution is fat and currently using McDonald's WiFi while being such a porky cow; thus his testimony is food-based and his accusations of mad stem from his high blood pressure. I move to a motion of lol@fattie and to have his statement stricken from the records.

TROLL: WTF U PHAG IMNOT FAT STFU

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: Yes, you are you look like yous swallowed a hot air balloon. The Defense rests, you tubby bitsh.

Observer: Thank god we hired Cyrus Borgums, Attrollney@lawl .

Attrollney@Lawl by section9gaming June 19, 2011

Grawl lawl lawl 

Grawl - the sweaty substance that accumulates in the crevice between one's inner thigh and nutsack
Lawl - Laughing aloud whilst lisping

A secret underground sign of greeting among those in the know. Believed to have originated by a student at WNEC.

Mike: "Heyo!"

Dan: "Grawl lawl lawl"

Mike: "Grawl lawl lawl!"

Grawl lawl lawl by PaleRider February 13, 2008

poe's lawl 

The hilarious experience of watching someone interact with a satire but clearly not get it even though it may be an obvious satire.

To the person in question the satire may seem to be the real thing and thus be a case of poe's law. However, to others the satire may seem entirely obvious and they are having a laugh about it. This laugh is poe's lawl.

You ever read some of the comments on the Marijuana makes you violent facebook page? Poe's lawl all up in the comments section.

poe's lawl by tea dog November 3, 2013

great lawl of china 

A way of expressing ones laughter; finding something especially hilarious and having a big laugh

**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china

joe: my mom fell down the stairs today, she broke her hip!

jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!

great lawl of china by mhm alright ok May 26, 2011