Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 21, 2013

laser twisty

PeArL jAm.. need I say more?

Person 1: LaSeR tWiStY
Person 2: pEaRl JaM

by Bridar November 09, 2006

Laser-faced

la·ser-faced

ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode

2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.

Example: “Last night I got laser-faced and ate a whole wheel of cheese”

by TheEmoney August 15, 2021

Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 09, 2010

Laser Engraver

The object that teacher Mr. Bloede received on the first day of Christmas. Along with mr. Miller, this is his favorite toy to have interactions with.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love came to me. A laser engraver.

by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 13, 2019

Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013