laptizzy

A synonym for laptop or notebook.

I recently bought my new laptizzy online.

by Shawn Mitchell August 8, 2005

lapthan

Crazy Asian that likes to scream and yell alot. Likes to stand out in crowds, this may include the yelling, singing loudly, and just plain old asian stuff. Also on the crazy asain scale he is at least a level 12.

Dude look at all of these lapthans running around. They are just so crazy.

GUY- Woah what was that sound?
Other Guy- I think it was just a lapthan.

by 1454841 May 31, 2007

laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

laptopalised

Prepared with a laptop, no matter what you are doing.

John: Can I have Friday off?
Raz: I am off that day also. I can approve, but can you cover?
John: Yes, I will make sure I remain laptopalised for the day.
Raz: Great.

by TheShonkmeister August 1, 2012

Lapeño

From the German word "Lappen" for a mothafucking sissy boy and obviously jalapeño.
It's more used to call a friend than a real insult.

"Hey, where's Martin, the old Lapeño? Oh right, he's giving the pastor a blow job!"

by dervincenzo September 22, 2015

laketra

A bad ass bitch .

You know Laketra ? Yea, thats my homegirl . You need advice ? Ask Laketra, she's the realist .

by Jeanco March 13, 2017

laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017