klingon

A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu

"Captain! Uranus is surrouned by Klingons!"

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

Klink

1. Immediately passing out after partaking in any type of mind altering activity, eg. smoking weed, drinking, popping pills, etc.
2. Generally bitching out while everyone else continues to party.

We got so high last night and watched Katt Williams, except for Clayton... he Klinked out on us.

by M4V3R!CK September 10, 2010

klingon

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

by tbbrick July 23, 2008

Klinker

The Anal hair usually found in males.

Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.

by Hatchin May 13, 2005

klingon

Mos def the most annoying language known to man, spoken by these 'aliens' from Star Trek.

Trekkie: IHGGUfef
NORMAL GUY: *kill*

by Threnody January 12, 2005

klinger

1. shit that sticks to you ass hair
2. someone worthy of the previous
3.my name on everyhting internet

1. damn, all them klingers are startin to smell
2. STFU U KLINGER!!!!
3. .:DE:. is joining the game

by Chris143gt90 August 22, 2006

Klinker

A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.

I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.

by Klinker March 19, 2005