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Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
by Feige Roman December 10, 2019
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Joyced

To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.

Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.

EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
by js6996 July 20, 2022
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Joyces

Plural of joist is joists. Due to the similarity with the mostly girls' given name, some people dumb it down, by humour or perhaps ignorance, and say joyce/joyces.
What size steel joyces I need for my floors and ceilings? I'm using steel and masonry to build my house?
by Sir Carlton June 7, 2023
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Joyce Wyness

insanely crazy art teacher that works at Westhill Academy in Scotland. She is a goofball and a crazy bitch who asks dumb questions. forward flash she is nuts af and her brain is dead like it doesn't work at all like how did she even gey a job as a teachrr
Studen: Ms. Wyness, can you help me with my work?
Ms Wyness: The toilet seat are out to your and dont forget to flush
Student:*sighs* Joyce Wyness really is a crazy ass bitch
by thatthot2002 June 4, 2018
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joyce

She’s a white person, who can be very mean. She can be an okay person at certain times but most she will hit you. I guess you can see she’s a good friend or wtv.
Joyce likes to beat her friends up for no reason.
by Joyce Mccue November 21, 2021
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Joyce

Always thinks she is very attractive and self obsessed but is actually behaves very inappropriate and annoying around guy she like. She falls in love very easily and confesses the minute she falls in love with "her" guy! Meeting her will be something you will regret because she likes to spread fake rumours about crushes just to entertain herself. Trust me, you will not want to meet her in your life since she will only cause you trouble. She is also very easy to cry.
Look, Joyce is crying again!
by ava_384 December 5, 2021
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mike joyce

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars
"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him
by Basilio13 April 19, 2017
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