by Despacitio March 6, 2020

“Do you remember the tickets I gave you for your birthday? Is there any chance I could have those back”
“Yo, why you tryna joyce me?”
“Yo, why you tryna joyce me?”
by JerseyExotics January 6, 2024

Joyce, shes a 10th grader with a grown womens body, Her ass fat asf, Lemme tell you something bro, I would devour her shit.
by noticemesenapi;) October 29, 2020

To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
by Picard75 July 22, 2022

Plural of joist is joists. Due to the similarity with the mostly girls' given name, some people dumb it down, by humour or perhaps ignorance, and say joyce/joyces.
What size steel joyces I need for my floors and ceilings? I'm using steel and masonry to build my house?
by Sir Carlton June 7, 2023

To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
by js6996 July 20, 2022

Joyce…Joyce…Joyce. A name that quite literally means LORD. If you met a Joyce, or is lucky enough to befriend her, then you truly or a lucky person. Joyce is fun, bright, cheerful! However, get on her bad side and you be curse with terror. Joyce might forgive easily, but she remembers every bad thing you did to her. So, if you ever encounter a Joyce make sure to pause and say hi! Who knows? If you guys get along, then prepared to be her Ride or Die!
by Little-Miss-Emotional April 21, 2022
