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Johnno

Martin Johnson. Quite simply the best rugby player, like ever.

Led Leicester to five consecutive league wins, and back-to-back Heineken cups.

84 England caps, 39 as captain. Only lost 5 games as captain.

8 Caps for the British Lions on three tours (1993, 1997, 2001), and the only man to have captained them on two tours, (1997 & 2001).

Should have been voted BBC sports personality of the year winner in 2003 but public voted for glamour boy Wilko instead of gruntman.
Johnno was the best.
by Lester Tiger December 3, 2006
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jonna

Jonna is mean.

Yeah she is.
by jonnahater2 October 26, 2012
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Jonned

When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.
I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.
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Janno

He's funny intelligent thoughtful and sexy . He has a large penis and is very kinky and great in bed. People love Janno. He is the center of attention. If he is your boyfriend you are very lucky. He will go out of his way to spoil you. You will never want to let him go. When he loves, he loves hard.
Hey look over there, it's Janno, everyone make way.
by Psiou January 20, 2022
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joncoale

joncoale is literally god
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Baby Jongo

A Baby Jongo is a forest animal.That is very fast and cute.They make the sound neeeh.
Look at those Baby Jongos Racing!
What a cute Baby Jongo!
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John "Johno" Johnson

A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"
John "Johno" Johnson

"What did you get up to over the weekend?"

"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"
by Skin-e! March 13, 2022
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