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Johnathan Smith

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.
Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.
by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020
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John Francis

A cute person, often a daddy that loves JJ and JJ does love so much. He loves hugs and wanted to you to sleep as much as possible. He also wants you to eat many times. A real cuddle bear. Love this guy so much.
John Francis is hella hot for reaaaal.
by BabiBabiBabi June 9, 2021
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John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.
by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021
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John Walker Effect

First coined by Twitter user @buggy_con, the John Walker Effect is when in any form of media the writers unintentionally make the antagonist characters

-Far more entertaining
-Far more believable as characters
-More sympathetic

-More heroic than the stale and downright evil protagonists/heroes

Typically you will see the writers project all the things they view as evil onto these characters in order to make a straw man to pit against their oh so perfect protagonists. However, this unintentionally causes these characters to be loved by the audience, for they are the only ones who

-Call out the protagonists' bullshit for what it is
-Have actual ideas and motivations that aren't selfish

These characters often have to be amped up to cartoonish levels of evil in order to try and make the audience root against them.
Rorschach from Watchmen, Tyler Durden from Fight Club, and Colonel Quaritch from Avatar are all examples of villains that suffer from the John Walker Effect.
by janh47 July 23, 2023
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Tess St. John

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!
by Flamingofanatic69 March 28, 2022
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John Fonda

A unique, energetic band consitsting of 5 talented members with influences ranging from metal, hardcore, jazz, progressive, etc. Based out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the quintet released there E.P. entitled "Epigrammatic" in March of 2009 through Ihava Studios. Their increasing populatrity has done them well as they are discussing deals with established labels and distrobution companies.
www.myspace.com/johnfonda

"We really enjoy John Fonda over here at the station"
-Tommy Conwell, 94WYSP
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John Key

The attempted act of joining into a three-way handshake, Usually resulting in embarrassment and rejection by the dominant handshaker.

(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)
"Bro that was awkward you just John Keyed me"

"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "
by gotaproblem? October 26, 2011
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