Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)

"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."

by JDZD January 26, 2022

Jobby

A hobby that one tries to pass off as a job.

He's got that new jobby trying to sell those driftwood sculptures that he makes.

by HennyHen September 8, 2023

Jobby Brother

Texting your friend when doing a poo and he is also doing a poo texting you back.

I was texting you while doing a poo, your my Jobby Brother

by Desperate Danyalsan September 6, 2025

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

Jobby

A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human.

Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

"I like to crochet, but in the winter it becomes my Jobby."

"Nah, that's not a serious vendor, thats someone with a Jobby. if theyre still here and selling in 3 years, then theyre serious."

by Tttessy November 7, 2023

Snobby Jobby

A snobby jobby is a person who acts like they're superior. They might flaunt off their wealth through the use of wearing designer clothing or social status and act like they're too good for others.

Jordan was a Snobby Jobby and went over to Marty-B for the weekend to hit the wineries in her Veja shoes, Yu Mei handbag & Kow Tow dress.

by Beanstalk12 March 27, 2024

Jobby

He is the real wise man. He can face danger and challenges with his skills and knowledge. He is loyal and ambitious person. He can charm you in 1000 ways and you ll lose yourself.

He is the real jobby

by Yaui November 24, 2021