jewish starfish

Sex positon originating from the Jewish Star of David where the man spreads his arms and legs in a star formation, lays on his back while woman mounts in 69 doing the splits matching the guys arms, as well as her arms lining up with his legs.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been doin yoga everyday to perform the Jewish Starfish perfectly to maximize pleasure.

by Secret Asian Man666 October 31, 2009

jewish bonanza

When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.

Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!

by jewslapper August 14, 2009

Chris Jericho

One of the greatest wrestlers of the past 25 years. He is currently working in the WWE and is greatly missused because people in the WWE who are top stars know he is better than them, so they still his spot. He has unbeleivable mic skills with the wrestling skills to match. He returned to the ring in november 2007 from a 2 year absence from wrestling. His nickname is Y2J and he is a future hall of famer.

Dude did you see Chris Jericho beat the shit out of that guy?

by Shullit May 11, 2008

jericho

A town in Nassau County in New York. Where every girl owns something from Juicy Couture, So low, Fendi, Prada etc... and if they don't chances are they dont "fit in"
"Jap" is the common word for girls in Jericho.

Thats deffinatly a jericho girl

by Maille Rose February 16, 2008

Jewish Tune-Up

The act of putting one's car up for sale.

My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.

by magooooooooooooo February 3, 2008

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

jewish mother

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

by spamee January 28, 2004