Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020

Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

beef jergey

A nickname for someone named jermey.

Person 1 :“Yo did you see what jermey did?”

Person 2: “You mean Beef Jergey”

by Drew Gorman November 30, 2021

Jargon Games

N.
A flash gaming site

Jargon games is a small flash gaming site.

by Brad June 9, 2003

jerkoid

Someone unkind, similair to jerk but more Mean Girls, and less harsh. Generally used in jest by whiny girls and gays.

Ew, I can't believe you went shopping without me, you jerkoid!

by Eva-lynn July 26, 2008

Jeriod

An unbelievable hot guy, who is nothing but muscles. Usually blond hair and eyes that draw you in and never want to look away. He knows how to cheer up his girl by making her laugh and keeping a smile on her face. Knows how to treat a woman like a lady and also knows how to be a REAL man. Very protective but in a good way. Sometimes stubborn and hard-headed and has to learn the hard way and very good hard worker. But once he learns he never makes the same mistake twice. Always puts her first and loves showing her off. He is very down to earth and has secret talents such as being the best singer, especially when he's singing you to sleep and the best in the bed. When he loves, he loves hard. So romantic!

Amber: "All i can dream about is having a Jeriod and making him mine forever!"

by Tinkerbell0828 April 5, 2010