jaspered |jaspered| verb
A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"
or
"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
or
"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
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A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗
Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
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