Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.
“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones
“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones
by metroboomhauer June 15, 2022
A little tiny redneck town in North Florida where people date and marry their cousins. Their definition of a fire place is lawn chairs outside and the doors to a gas oven open and lit. Jasper is a town where Alan Jackson's music video "The Little Man" was filmed. It has the feel and look of a small home town. There is only one traffic light and everyone knows everyone. All of the middle schoolers and high schools go to school together and still cant reach more than 800 in the school all together.
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by MOH_Rocks December 08, 2010
one of the sexiest people alive. Has multiples six-packs and is one of the coolest men. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms. The best taste in music. The sandwich thief god. Has multiples six-packs. commonly confused with seb wong.
by bigdaper March 12, 2021
by djk January 29, 2004
by Anonymous sandwhich thief October 09, 2020
A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.
The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.
by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010
The cutest guy ever. He is sweet, and will care for you. He as an aries and needs affirmations, but that wont be a problem because he is perfect.
by <3gay August 25, 2021