West Falkland Islands

A large dependency of the British crown, located on the southern American continent found at latitude 38.4161, longitude 3.6167° W. It is often mistakenly referred to as "Argentina" but anyone who does so is canonically wrong.

In a similar way, the name comes from the residents of a plucky island nation mocking a much larger hostile nation and their (ultimately flawed) expansionist desires. A good example of another country mocked in this way is West Taiwan (who keep threatening to conquer east/real Taiwan).

The official language of the West Falklands is German for reasons that we won't go in to.

They have won multiple world cups, but most of the ancestors of the current population haven't ever had much success on the world stage in "other events".

Guy 1: "I can't wait to go on Holiday to the West Falkland islands."
Guy 2: "Make sure you learn German before you go."
Guy 1: "why?"
Guy 2: "there's always German's on holiday"

by Souper Rare July 14, 2023

25th island of Greece

Amorgos

Jake: when the 25th island of Greece is sus!!!!!!
Dylan: I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE SHITTY AMONG US MEMES FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS! THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN STRAW *gunshot*
Jake (staring at Dylan's corpse): Dylan was the imposter!!!!!!!

by Menacing Name March 8, 2021

Galiano Island

Penis shaped residential island between Vancouver and Victoria.

I jumped into the icy ocean water and my Galiano Island went missing

by spytitwnk March 19, 2017

Coconut Island

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"

Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.

by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021

Snake Island

A metaphorical island for people who back-stab, do something sneaky, or snake in general. People who are on snake island are officially labelled as snakes.

Jorel just snaked me out, I'm putting him on snake island.

by AG9 August 2, 2016

Natuna Islands

Malaysian islands located between Peninsular Malaysia and Borneo, but is illegally occupied by Indonesia. People of Natuna are part of Terengganu people, and they speak Terengganu dialect. It's nothing related to Indonesia. Indonesia should give back the islands to Malaysia.

Natuna Islands is a part of Malaysia, not Indonesia!

by Warga Malaysia July 3, 2022

Island Kid

An Island Kid is a kid who lives on an island near mainland, one who is almost always spoiled and will snitch on anyone, including their friends.

They're found mostly in groups of three, varying in sizes, they're not smart, and don't get any humour besides crap and piss jokes.
Don't be threatened by them, unless your teacher is an Island Teacher, just avoid them because they're always right.

"Dude, Quintin is such a fucking Island Kid dude, he got me suspended for getting him out in 4-square, Fuck him dude."

by Cooper Hand September 22, 2019