iPod

My 2-year-old iPod just died the other day, and those 8 gig Nanos are a rip-off, so now I'm looking at blowing around $300 on a new one.
by AxlRose721 March 20, 2009
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crystal: jay will you go on a date with me?
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
by yhc421 September 01, 2010
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iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute
Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!
by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009
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1. A small tool used by 4-year university students, democrats, and anyone owning a blog to play music, to fuel their madness with green day.

2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling.

3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment.

4. Something white people buy.
"Hey Bob-izzle! Have you seen my ipod, i can't write in my webjournal without it."
by Usless Definitions September 30, 2005
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ipods are not that bad. they are easy to use and the itunes jukebox is extremely user friendly. they are pretty expensive and the headphones suck but there are pros and cons to everything. i havent had one problem with my ipod and im on windows. and not everyone buys a 10000 song ipod and puts 50 songs on it or wears the stupid white headphones even though there are rich kids who buy them as a status enhancer. also, i ahvent had one problem with mine and im on windows. i have never used a creative or iriver, and im thinking that alot of these people who say their mp3 players are better have never used an ipod, so i dont have anything to compare with but i really like my ipod.
i can tell you right now that ipods suck even though i have never touched one.
by theyrenotthatbad September 06, 2005
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The worse version of the mp3 player.

- Ipods are somewhat Expensive

- Itunes cost a dollar per song

- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching

- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.

- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?

- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white

- They break every other month, they just shut off and die

- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same

- It scratches mad easy

- The skins for it look like condoms

- The headphones are uncomfortable

- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome

Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
by jersey kid November 19, 2007
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An mp3 player that's battery is replaceble for 40 bucks, not 250, and only dies after 18 months if you are using it until the battery dies then charging it and using it again as soon as its charged, and so on.
The iPod is the best mp3 player. Check your facts retards.
by NotPatBonner August 05, 2004
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