In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
by nombre falso February 23, 2010
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Usually preceded by personally.
Usually preceded by personally.
Tod: John, you’re face looks like if two slugs got run over.
John: … *walks away*
James: Ooooh John, you just gonna go like that? As a twenty-two year old black male, I wouldn’t go.
John: … *walks away*
James: Ooooh John, you just gonna go like that? As a twenty-two year old black male, I wouldn’t go.
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I would • I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic • I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers • I wouldn't say no • I would, but I'm pregnant • I would _____ to _____ • i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit] • I would do her • I would do my part • I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
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"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005
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by redshank January 27, 2008
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Homeless man: "can you spare 4 bucks for some food?"
Tik tok commenters: "Personally, I wouldn't take that"
Tik tok commenters: "Personally, I wouldn't take that"
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Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"
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