Hulk Dick

Hulk dick is an expression for a penis that is fairly small when flaccid, but when erect grows to enormous sizes.

"Thought this guy I hooked up with would be small since he was short, turns out he had a massive hulk dick."

by haha_fuck_youu October 23, 2017

Hulk that ho

The act of injecting a girl with steroids and then dosing her with a pail of green paint and fucking her with rage.

Shes lucky were in a public setting or else i would hulk that ho.

by UEi BG January 17, 2008

Hulk Sex

When a man ejaculates on his hand and punche's a woman in the face, and then the woman does a hulk sound.

I was so pissed off yesterday so i gave the bitch some Hulk Sex, made my day.

by Ass Violater12334 October 28, 2010

hulk vein

The dorsal vein of the male reproductive organ (fallace), that bulges like a "beastie" on porn stars.

Holy shit! That dude's hulk vein is bigger than my whole penis!

by Erik Ainge September 16, 2006

Gandhi Hulk

A Gandhi Hulk is a normally peaceful person who eventually gets tired of taking shit and goes on a murderous rampage.

Matt Lauer totally went Gandhi Hulk on Will Ferrell at the end of "Land of the Lost"

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

purple hulk

It is when a man has a hard on and he squeezes his dick near the base, causing a build up of blood in the penis, giving it a purple appearance and causing it to increase in size.

Yesterday I got hard and squeezed the base and was all like ''Fuck yeah! I'm the purple hulk!''

by the doctor of the road June 8, 2009

hulk dong

the description of the rare plush green Hulk doll that had a green penis sticking out ofits purple shorts

Paul Levesque sleeps with the Hulk Dong every nght

by Rolento January 9, 2004