the hustle

The least retarded dance your P.E. teachers will ever make you do. It's relaxing.

Do the Hustle! *Backwards, Clap, Forwards, Clap, spin to the right, clap, spin to the left, clap, jump forwards, jump back, repeat, click heels twice, heel-toe-heel-toe-heel-heel-toe-toe, turn and repeat from step 1*

by aka_Pyro August 19, 2007

Hustician

A hustler who doesn't speak of their secret methods.

Person: "How do you make so much money?"
Hustler: "A true hustician never reveals their secrets"

by Ron.Aldo_W January 3, 2018

houston wine

a Promethazine and codeine cocktail, popular in the city of Houston, Texas.

"I'm usually high, sipping on the Houston wine" -Lil Wayne

by george the third January 30, 2018

Hustle whim

A fancy queef, a queef that comes from a lady of elegance.

Tom: I’m gonna dip my crumpets in your tea madam.
lily montgomerie: oh yes Tom, i will hustle whim all over myself.

by Corblixx September 6, 2018

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019

houston driver

The shittiest drivers on the planet

1: That bitch just cut me off
2Must be a Houston driver

by Avery Franch March 25, 2019

houston lick

a person who gets set up with a female who then jacks or robs them for everything. Usually someone visiting from out of town.

"Man I know these dudes are coming down to the city. They are perfect houston licks call up the slicky birds and get them ready."

by J*Potential June 7, 2021