hostel

A really sick and twisted movie about two college kids that go to Europe looking for a good time using legal drugs and having sex with loose women, but unfortunately they find themselves in a house of pure macabre and torture. They are tortured so badly that death would be sweet release.

guy 1: yo dude you wanna go see that new movie hostel?
guy 2: hell no
guy 1: why not?
guy 2: because that movie puts rape and torture on a pedastal and glorifies it.
guy 1: aw cmon man its just a horror movie
guy 2: no it's not my friend, a horror movie uses blood and gore to aid the plot or enhance it, in this movie blood and gore is the plot. this is nothing more than a snuff film.
guy 1: whatever man see ya.

by caffeine21 January 13, 2006

Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 2, 2003

hostcest

When a person hits on, dates, or otherwise has non-platonic relations with their exchange student or host.

Dude, did you hear about James taking his German exchange student, Eva, to prom? It's totally hostcest.

by A Kozak May 20, 2007

Hostage Baby

A child that was covertly conceived for the purpose of keeping or retaining a partner against his or her will.

1. I'm going home to see my hostage baby.
2. I'd leave her, but she's pregnant with my hostage baby.
3. She just told me that she was pregnant yesterday, so now we're having a hostage baby.

by CW5000 March 1, 2007

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

The waffle house has found its new host

What YouTube Shorts kids comment on every video

Timmy: The waffle house has found its new host
Me: Shut up Timmy

by BigSmoke40 January 16, 2023

Air Hostess

A man/woman who attends to the needs of airline passengers. She serves drinks, snacks and sorts out safety measures. They also discpline the mile-high club.

I am going on a flight today, i am thirsty, where is the Air Hostess

by Natalie October 6, 2004