hospitality paradox

A theory when hospitality/friendliness and privacy never go hand in hand

Hotel's room service is the perfect example of hospitality paradox: Imagine when you're experimenting with sex and your room service rang the bell: you'll be panicked since you're afraid they report you for indecent behaviour

by Sir. B February 21, 2021

Chairlift Hospitality

Using this on a chairlift is code for would you like to smoke a bowl

Riding up the chairlift, I asked the guy next to me if he believed in chairlift hospitality, he answered by pulling out a fatty joint and we bolth blazed down on the way up

by Skier of the NW Gnar February 27, 2010

The General Hospital

The act of a male receiving oral sex during childbirth. A risky maneuver considering the circumstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral sex are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an orgasm. Probably.

1.The labor had gone on too long. The birth was going to be too hard. The situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. "Only your 8-roper can save this baby now," he said, "you know what to do."

2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."

by danish1120 November 9, 2012

Oxygens Mental Hospital

The worst fucking place on the internet. Everyone in it has some form of STD.

Oxygens Mental Hospital is probably on fire right now.

by Rubedo January 9, 2021

Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital

What Happens at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital, Stays at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital. Bayside is a place where you randomly wake up in the middle of the night getting your blood taken after a night off of 6 substances. Bitches with pink hair and Jones Bbq & Food Massage are to be found here. The minimum stay is 72 hours, so prepare to not shit for at least 3 days. By the end of your stay, you will become an absolute god at uno
But hey, the cookies are gas. Shout out to Ms. Claira

“i’ve lost count on how many times i’ve been at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital”

“Dawg, i’m craving some Bayside cookies rn.”

by suixdied September 2, 2021

Currency The Hospital

Currency Tha High Spitta, Curren$y, is a southern rapper on Cash Money Records.
Because of Curren$y's thick southern accent, many people in the North mistake "Currency, Tha High Spitta" with "Currency, The Hospital."
Either one would make sense, theoretically.

Currency Tha High Spitta (Currency The Hospital).

by CaraCarp0011 June 4, 2007

southern hospitality

getting dome or head

that bitch was real hospitable down south

by Anonymous April 2, 2003