Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.

Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.

by ripplewalk October 26, 2011

Smelly Pirate Hooker

They live on Whore Island.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.

by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

hooker hot

A girl that is attractive, but in a slutty kind of way. A low level porn star, great body, okay face, someone that you would definitely sleep with, but probably wouldn't want to introduce to your mother.

Man, look at that chick's tits! She is hooker hot!

by Jwblack6 July 23, 2007

hookerflap

a "hooker" or "prostitiute" with a wide open/over used vagina. Resulting in a flap.

man you can tell the chick's a hookerflap!

by jonsaysrawr February 1, 2010

Hookahpillar

A caterpillar who gives wise advice while smoking hookah from a bong atop a mushroom.

In the movie Alice in wonderland the caterpillar gives her advice and he smokes from a bong therefore he is hookahpillar :)

by fuelme:) March 9, 2010

Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?

The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.

by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

Hookers gonna hook

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...

hookers gonna hook

by kaboom35 June 8, 2011