Amber Hearded

When someone hurts you (physically or mentally)

Person 1: *slaps friend on the back*
Person 2: "Ouch, dude you totally Amber Hearded me."

by AlphaFromAbove December 11, 2020

never heard of her

Proper response to the answer of a question when the answer was not formerly known or is to complicated for the receiver of the question to understand.

Person 1: “What’s that?”
Person 2:“That’s Einstein’s Theory of Special Relativity.”
Person 1: “Never heard of her.”

by Official Professional May 3, 2019

I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

by ttmike42 October 12, 2012

Have you heard?

The fastest way known to break into song and dance about a bird, and that the so called bird, is in fact the word.

1. Have you heard? Whats that? You mean you haven't heard? I was under the impression that everyone had heard? Heard what? THAT THE BIRD IS WORD, B-B-B- BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-BIRD IS THE WORD

by JerryDuke April 1, 2009

I heard

Personal Pro-noun & Active Verb.
Term used to introduce a piece of information, fictitious or fact, often used to suggest something without letting it be known that you suggested it.

"I heard we're having a party at your crib on Friday, Kris."

by Lou!s March 3, 2006

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

by Anomaly July 18, 2005

Ambuser-Heard

Is a woman that is mentally, verbally and Physically abusive to some one while pretending to be the victim publicly to ruin someone’s life.

My father is suffering from a case of Ambuser-Heard, my step mom pretends my dad is hurting her but I know the truth she is a monster because she hits him and cause him to have so much stress but she tells everyone that she is being abused!

by SuperBeast April 24, 2022