hermit dares

not to be confused with hermit challenges

hermit dares

by sniper nate June 8, 2022

Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell

I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out

by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020

Hermit

A member of the Hermitcraft SMP, a well known Minecraft vanilla survival server.

My favorite hermit is Mumbo Jumbo.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016

hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card.

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Person 4: Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025