david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3

angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D

by shyenneeee March 4, 2008

Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

"an Arab kingdom in Western Asia...bordered by Saudi Arabia...Iraq...Syria...Israel, Palestine....strategically located at the crossroads of Asia, Africa and Europe. The capital, Amman, is Jordan's most populous city as well as the country's economic and cultural centre." (Wikipedia)

The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is the Canada of Israel.

by Glide08 July 11, 2016

hassell

fool

your a hassell

by roo June 20, 2003

Hasselfaced

To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.

Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.

by E.Robey September 7, 2007

Hassen

To hassen someone is to have anal sex with them. Only the male can hassen someone, as it's only considered "hassening" when a penis enters an anus.

Kid 1: Did you hear? Steven and Savannah had anal sex!
Kid 2: Yeah! I heard Savannah got hassened realll good!

by anonymousposterofshit October 12, 2009

hasselhoff

When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)

Setting up broadband was a Hasselhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

hasselhoffer

Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.

An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.

They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!

David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump

NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery

by Niki & Sue - B-O-A August 5, 2008