hard candy

hard candy

Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet

by anonymous November 4, 2020

working hard or hardly working

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.

Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!

by dunderscott January 4, 2010

rock hard

The state of a gentleman's penis when he is sexually excited almost to the point of spontaneous ejaculation.

Come on darlin', get yer kecks off, I'm rock hard!

by Richard Rockard June 22, 2006

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

go hard or go home

To go all out at what ever your doing at that time and if you don't you might as well pack it up and head home.

jim:r u ready to startvthe 2nd half of this scrimmage?
Sam: yea man, you better go hard or go home

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008

hard block

Typically used om twitter, to block someone without unblocking, opposite of soft blocking

“I hard blocked that bitch without looking back”

by Fxckkconss March 3, 2019

Hard Launch

An explicit and purposeful announcement of a romantic relationship, usually announced on social media.

Did you see Lizzo announced a Hard Launch with her new man on Instagram?!

by Mortessa February 7, 2023