ham 

A tasty treat.

Let's eat some ham for dinner!

ham by Anonymous August 28, 2003

ham 

Derived from the Adventures of Brindsey and Littany. It is an acronymn for the Hot Adult Males tribe on the deserted islands.

It is used as an adjective in one of two situations:

1.) to describe an extremely attractive man
2.) to describe a very hot and smutty fanfic.

"Ohh, with that emo cut and tight jeans, he's so ham!"

ham by Synthetikax May 18, 2007

ham 

Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."

Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."

Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"

Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."

Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"

ham by dorianX January 25, 2009

ham 

n. the food Rupert Grint is obsessed with
n. meat product from pig, otherwise known as a pig product
n. extremely dramatic idiot
v. making something seem more important than it actually is

Rupert Grint loves ham.
I love ham.
Quit being such a ham!
You ham it up too much.

ham by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 1, 2003

ham 

Ham is good for you to love.

Wow, look at Ham, isn't it wonderful?

ham by jarjarbinks November 28, 2004

HAM 

Acronym for He's A Mess.

Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.

HAM by Hamalicious September 28, 2011

ham 

throwed ass abbreviation for HOE ASS MOVES made up by the real big meats in houston.

REAL BIG MEATS:Dog bean pulled a ham for 20 quarters!
BIG MEATS:I know fuck that nigga

ham by REAL BIG MEATS November 10, 2008