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HAGGSTER 

an old man or woman who coax's children into their lairs by offering them sweet sugary snacks such as worthers than brutally rub their crotch againt their bodies in an attempt to pleasure them selves.
"my god, that old haggster just offered me three worthers to get haggatised by that old slag"

"oh my god i just got haggathised by that old haggster"

"that old haggster man craven just pushed his boner againt my thigh"
HAGGSTER by ROB N ZEN January 21, 2007

haggisneeb 

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb
haggisneeb by Joe September 29, 2003
A wild species of human that can’t be stopped by any other human and is so good at everything that it is worshipped
Oh no we’re up against hagis , shit we’ll get destroyed
Hagis by Genius researcher August 25, 2019

Sandy Haggas 

Super cool chick. She loves the beach and to make people laugh. Her favorite color is purple and she love hippy baby names.

Married to Charles Haggas
Sandy Haggas was talking baby voice and I had no idea what she said. Boy she is cute!
Sandy Haggas by STRIVEBeyond February 28, 2011

scandinavian hagfish

A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway
Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish
scandinavian hagfish by Anime280 February 22, 2017
To teabag with the breast. Dunk breast in something or on someone. To be hagged.
Shannon and Stuart were hagging Simon.
Hagging by spursnutta January 22, 2014
A black pudding made from pork guts, innards, left overs and loose ends of the pig. Similar in taste to blood sausage.
They don't call it black pudding for nothing.

An adhamh makes a mighty fine Haggish.
haggish by Bashentee February 3, 2010