guesstion

A combination of a guess and a question. Commonly used by ditsy girls and 'that' annoying co-worker.

"Hey, how do I, er, get on the thing, y'know, the global meganet thing, the one where all the computers are connected?"

"What a stupid guesstion."

by plastic lashes December 30, 2008

Guest-Friend

Someone who you dont want to show up but they do anyway. You probably dont like him/her because they are annoying, though you always see them. Otherwise known as the buzzkill of the party.

1: Who all showed up at the party?
2: Just some of the guys...oh and my guest-friend, Terry

by RazzTheDayWalker June 1, 2009

Guestomer

A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.

Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."

by Dienysus December 23, 2009

Guest Star

The third person involved in a threesome with a couple. A sexual third wheel usually a stranger or acquaintance.

My girlfriend and I invited the hot chick from the airport to be our guest star Friday night and she was a total freak.

by Mr Trev Trev April 29, 2010

Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

Guess how much

This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".

John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much

by jrod-knows January 20, 2012

guest of the government

In jail. ( euphemism )

My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.

by zimbax November 19, 2012