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Grandma Arms

A condition affecting women where there is so much atrophied loose skin in the triceps area that it hangs down to partially cover their elbow. Also known as GMA's. Often seen on both pre and post {lap band} surgery patients.
"When I laid her on her back and she grabbed the headboard, her sleeves rolled up and exposed her grandma arms. It looked like she was wearing flesh colored {waterwings}."
by kid spranks February 13, 2009
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Grandma Candy

a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.
Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."

Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."
by TheCripple March 19, 2009
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thats how grandma died

Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

Dude< Thats how grandma died!

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats how grandma died!
by brochacho July 6, 2010
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Grandmaster pimp daddy

Someone who has all the whores in his pocket and is a major player in the business and knows his street smarts
Person 1: yo nigga, you heard of alim?
Person 2: yeah man, apparantly he's the grandmaster pimp daddy
Person1: woah, that explains all those girls he has then..
by GawdOfRofls December 21, 2010
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grandmother fucker

One who deliberately (or inadvertently sometimes) fucks their grandma. Note the difference between this and a "grand" mother fucker.
Joe: Steve, where were you last night?
Steve: Ahh .. umm.. I was out playing with the dog.
Joe: Don't lie, you incestuous grandmother fucker! I have it all on tape!
Steve: WTF?
by african_dude March 25, 2008
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Grandma's Apron

A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.
Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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Victorian Grandmother

A person (typically older than 40 or 50) who seems to disapprove of anything modern such as modern music and thing and seems to think they're in the past such as insisting things are done in the old fashioned way and treating "bloody" as a disgusting swear word.
by Jiminator October 20, 2008
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