BUTT GLU-TON
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...
Tom H:"Moomin loves butt; he allwaysgets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten
by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009
Get the Butt gluten mug.When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.
Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.
Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.
Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.
Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.
by Pringlescan July 24, 2009
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dan poured salt into joe's pasta. When joe eats his pasta he spits it out in disgust, then dan says "ha gotem"
by EDY28 July 3, 2021
Get the ha gotem mug.The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.
by Richard Potato September 2, 2014
Get the ed's goatee mug.A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.
"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".
by rishnipishni January 14, 2007
Get the mole goatee mug.Anyone who is fuckin awesome at life and macks like its his job on girls and life. Also anyone with an extremely large penis aka a tripod.
by FamGuy January 26, 2010
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Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks
Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks
by JackQuincy69 October 30, 2019
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