Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

goafer loader

A lazy ginger beard man, who loooves criminal minds, and has a hard time performing simple work tasks.

Loader the "Goafer Loader" doesn't feel like contributing at work today due to the fact series 2 episode 3 has too many twists and turns to leave the work desk.

by Monty1013 June 15, 2024

Gormfer

Someone who nevers goes by a name more than once

"Their has to be some connection." "hes a fucking Gormfer its impossible to connect them"

by earqtewderh February 8, 2025

Gorfenswaggle

A woman who sweats profusely in the presence of worms wiggling.

A woman who sweats profusely in the presence of wiggling worms.
Eg : Shes a gorfenswaggle.

by Shimbly walker July 16, 2025

crosswalk golfer

A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.

Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.

by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013

bad golfer

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.

Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.

by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021