GLOC

Good Looking Old Chick... just like MILF but with no children... could be interchangeable with cougar

Check her out, she is a GLOC!

by hiltonheaddiver December 22, 2010

glocks

it means the stuff you use to shot people

dont mess with em they got them glocks and ks

by IG June 12, 2005

The Glock Technique

Where you finger a girl like your fake shooting her ( like how the gun moves everytime a bullet is shot)

yo bro use the glock technique 100% recommended

by loldont@me February 3, 2020

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011

anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

by OutlawJN December 15, 2008

geocoin

Geocoins are custom minted and individually numbered coins that are designed to provide geocachers with a collectable, tradable and trackable cache items that are unique to geocaching worldwide, but with a Canadian flair.

Hey, I found a geocoin in this geocache today.

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005